Monday, November 24, 2008

Babette



This is my doll Babette. What you should know is she is not scary. Unless You get on her bad side. Then she says in a french accent, "I don't care what you think mon cheri . I am going to smoke and think about existentialism, and my hat. Then I will go find a good bottle of wine and some cheese. I am too cool even for myself. Au Revoir

13 comments:

Eva said...

I'm really sorry but that doll looks scary... And she's even scarier with what she's saying and funnily enough I can totally picture (or hear?) that French accent... Brrr... That's going to haunt me for the rest of the day... I'd better lock ,yself up in my room...

Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

Oh, Eva. She says it all with love. I promise. But I also promise no more dolls.
But don't lock yourself up.
Babette is a good doll and would make you pom frits when ever you wanted them!

Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...
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Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

That was just me I posted twice by accident. oops!

Im HOT said...

I liked that little doll, especially the eyes. Bev, does the doll talk to you when you are up late at night by yourself? I hope so ... she'd be great company.

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Ana said...

Yes, for a smoking baby/lady doll, Babette is the epitome of sex appeal in the doll world -- in fact, I think of her every time somebody uses the uses the phrase "She's a real doll" (which people in my world often do because apparently I live in a 40's noir film). Eva, if you could hold her, I bet she wouldn't scare you. She's all velvety and soft and her hair tickles!

PS -- my verification is "wangsled" -- a good name for a band, don't you think?

Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

Hot: That would explain a lot. I wondered why my inner monolog had a french accent.

Ana: Listen dame, she my doll, see, and not you, or no body's gonna take her from me, see. She may look like a snow maiden after a night out with the fleet, but she's mine see.

Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, for one night only...

WANGSLED!!!!!!!!!

Im HOT said...

My inner monolog sounds like a cross between my mother and baaaaa.

aishoka said...

"Enfin, qu'est-ce qu'on peut faire?" said Babette, with a Gallic shrug and a long drag on her cigarette.

Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

Aishoka --Dis, t’as du fric à me passer? Je suis fauché et je dois 100 basses à mon copain.

Thanks for stopping by, K?

Eva said...

OMG! Your French is so good!!! You know all the right words and all the right expressions to deal with French customer service! Seriously: your spelling and grammar is way better than some natives... C'est du bon boulot, ma poule!